Episode 701: Morels

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Comedy, Food

4.6 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm Molly.
0:05.0	And I'm Matthew.
0:06.0	And this is Spilled Milk, the show where we cook something delicious, eat it all, and you can't have any.
0:11.0	And today we're talking about morals.
0:14.0	No, Morels.
0:15.0	Oh, wow, did I prepare the wrong stuff?
0:18.0	Uh-oh.
0:19.0	I was going to go on a fiery rant like my hero, Sylvester Graham, was that the guy who was... Oh, wow, did I prepare the wrong stuff? I was going to go on a fiery rant, like my hero, Sylvester Graham.
0:22.8	Was that the guy who was?
0:23.7	Oh, yes.
0:26.1	Was it?
0:27.1	I think it was.
0:28.2	Yeah, because it was like...
0:28.6	Sylvester Graham?
0:29.5	Right.
0:29.7	It was the guy who like the only thing he cared about was like out again.
0:34.6	Masturbation.
0:35.2	But yeah, and like how to rid us of this scourge.
0:38.7	That's right.
0:39.2	Yeah, I'm about to go on my fiery rant because I've decided that I'm flipping the script.
0:44.3	We're going sex negative music positive.
0:47.0	Okay.
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