Episode 700 - Set The Bar Low

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Comedy, Sports, Wilderness

4.9 • 914 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Season 7 starts with a bang and a conversation about poop, setting low bars for 2026, collectable cereal boxes and affirmations that make no sense and too many swear words. Sorry Mom. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me think of something to say. Let me think of something to say.
0:04.1	I have some ideas of what we can talk about. Yeah. But let me say this. One of those ideas didn't include how to start. Sure. I didn't have any idea of how to start. So this is how we're starting, me talking about the fact that I had
0:22.2	no starting point. I got some really good shit coming up in the middle. Now, I hate to
0:28.7	start the show off with poop. No, please do. Would you want to start show off of some poop?
0:34.5	I'm going to talk about shooting, shit, people shitting their pants here in a little bit.
0:37.6	It's in my notes.
0:38.7	Perfect.
0:39.1	It's in my notes.
0:39.6	But if you have, if you have some, by the way, season seven right now.
0:46.2	Here it is.
0:47.2	Season seven, episode 700, right here, right now.
0:51.8	It's not our 700th episode.
0:54.8	Okay, okay.
0:56.0	I just started at seven, season seven, I started at 700.
1:01.7	Yeah.
1:02.1	Season six, I started it at 600.
1:04.7	I don't know why 600.
1:06.3	Well, just because you can't start at six.
1:08.3	Yeah, people, it's a naming convention for, like, TV shows and stuff.
1:12.7	There you go.
1:13.3	Episode one of season six.
1:15.8	I do get hit up quite often by these outfits that are, hey, do you want to grow your audience?
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