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Slop Quest

Episode 70: The Pork Pony

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2016

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Howdy, partners. Wow, what an episode. Where to begin? How about the beginning? The theme song really came in full throttle this week. It will get your blood pumpin' and burn at least 80 calories (allegedly). To start off, O'Neill shows off his business prowess by recalling an unbelievable idea he had back in the day that's making headlines lately. We briefly get into a new Thanksgiving term. Spread it like gonorrhea. Danish tells a story about two British laaaaadies and then we switch gears and start talking about Connie Mac (briefly). For fans of the air raid siren, this next segment will really wet your (meat) whistle. We discuss what colleges are doing to soothe students who are disappointed by the result of the election. After that, we explain why Italy is the leading country when it comes to pervertry. Barb sends in yet another story, and this time it's about a shocking case of domestic abuse that is not being talked about. O'Neill gets a real kick out of an article about the toy hall of fame. We also get into a lengthy segment about one of the GREATEST martial artists of all time. Enjoy this podcast, your Thanksgiving (if you celebrate it), and your Monday (if you believe in it as a day of the week). Keep on fartin' in the free world.

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0:00.0

Roll. Yeah I was Danish

0:18.0

I was so near

0:19.0

I was so near

0:21.0

so I can tell you how they both feel

0:29.0

It's a free package so it's a fucking good deal.

0:35.0

They're calling in Danish.

0:39.0

Danish and colonial. Danny Shannonil

0:45.0

Here.

0:48.0

Here, Daines Shannonil.

0:49.0

Daines Shannonil. Daines Shannonil. Daniel, Day in Shallow Neil.

0:55.0

Day in Shallow Neil.

0:57.0

Day in Shallow Neil.

0:59.0

Day in Shallow Neil. Can you shine for me?

1:07.0

Can you shine for me?

1:11.0

Ah, how do you see she buy means like you know?

1:17.0

That that was jamming hard man put both mics on that.

1:22.0

Juice the volume up or the volume that was

1:25.4

the two mic I don't know it was the day word I didn't do it dude

1:30.8

two mic D word yeah do it did

1:33.4

yeah I don't know what that means rhymes with Mike

1:39.2

okay yeah

1:40.4

episode 70 ha ha don't push me because I'm close to the ledge.

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