Episode 70: Surviving Cancer
The Brighter Side
The Last Podcast Network
4.7 • 636 Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2015
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Brighter Side is brought to you by Audible.com. Go to Audiblerial.com slash Brighterside for your free trial. |
| 0:08.8 | Hey, what's going on, you fuckers? We're doing the Sausage Fest again this year, November 8th. |
| 0:14.7 | Starting at 5 p.m. You're going to get food. And at 7 p.m. You can come see all your favorite cave comedy radio shows live for 20 minutes each. |
| 0:22.9 | Come and get some piggy and put it in your headhole, you fuckers. |
| 0:30.4 | Got to be all right side. |
| 0:36.4 | You got to be all on the right side. |
| 0:40.3 | I was in my page and called my bottle of books. |
| 0:44.3 | That's okay to me when I was a man. |
| 0:48.3 | All of the right side, you gotta be all on the right side. All right, I'm going to ride inside. Got me by. I'm right aside. |
| 0:57.3 | All right. |
| 0:58.1 | I'm walking along, loving my life. |
| 1:00.2 | Getting it going. |
| 1:01.2 | The sun is shining. |
| 1:02.2 | Oh, my body hurts. |
| 1:07.1 | Oh, no. |
| 1:08.5 | It's all funky, funky black blue. |
| 1:12.6 | Doctor. Doctor. doctor. What? |
| 1:13.6 | What is my body hurt all of a sudden? |
| 1:16.6 | I don't know. |
| 1:17.6 | We're going to have to run tests on you for a very, very long time and give you no real answer for a very long time, and then we're going to ruin your life. |
| 1:25.6 | Is it, is it, |
| 1:29.3 | is it, c, c, c, c, c, c, c, c, c, c, c, cac, c cancer. Sure. Yeah, that's right. We're talking about cancer today on the brighter side. Cuc, cac, cac, cac, cac, cac, yep, yo. Pras, bra, bra. Oh, man. |
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