Episode 70: Otis Spunkmeyer Presents - Loose Teeth

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Worst porno we could possibly imagine. Today on the Round Table, 83 year old men are prostituting themselves, Russians are robbing the graves of young girls and dressing them like dolls, and the Round Table engages in that age-old pastime, Madlibs. It's with a Penthouse Forum, but still.

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0:00.0	The round table.
0:01.5	Gentlemen!
0:02.0	Aye!
0:03.0	Let's rot in our minds!
0:05.0	Hello, gentlemen.
0:07.0	Hello, my watch watch!
0:09.0	Fire at will!
0:13.0	It's time for action, gentlemen.
0:15.0	Gentlemen of the round table, once at the top of a discussion.
0:19.0	Civilities, gentlemen.
0:21.0	Always civility.
0:24.0	Hurry, mate.
0:26.0	Somebody shared the snake,
0:28.0	DBL's a boob.
0:30.2	Is that a circumcision?
0:32.0	Dear BBL's a boob, thank you so much for having us gather here today in your presence.
0:35.8	I love to say.
0:36.8	Hail Satan.
0:37.8	I love you and I love everything about you.
0:40.4	BBL's a boob.
0:41.4	I don't know why Eddie just gave a Nazi salute.
0:43.6	It was a secret hyal.
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