Episode 7 (Unsolved Mysteries)

I Think Not!

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 11.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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New evidence in the Son of Sam shootings suggest that the killer was part of a satanic cult. A waitress at an inn in Pennsylvania sees the spirit of a Revolutionary War soldier. A wealthy woman is missing even after her husband pays her ransom. This Week’s Sponsors: IQ Bar - Get twenty percent off all IQBAR products, plus get free shipping. To get your twenty percent off, just text think to 64000. Message and data rates may apply. See terms for details. Smalls - Head to Smalls.com/THINK for 60% off your first order plus free shipping! Miracle Made - Go to trymiracle.com/THINKNOT and use the code THINKNOT to claim your free 3 piece towel set and save over 40% off BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ithinknot today to get 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Well, would you like to know how I'm celebrating Thanksgiving? Okay. I'm not cooking a thing. And I'm getting drunk with my friends. That sounds great. Are you going out to dinner? Yeah, me and Kyle Post and Charlie Sutton. What are you having the cream of some young guy? Roll the music. Roll the music. What's that from? I have no idea. It's from like an 80s movie or something, right? Yeah. Someone will know.
0:23.6	Welcome to I Think Not. What's that from? I have no idea. It's from like an 80s movie or something, right?
0:22.4	Yeah, someone will know.
0:23.6	Welcome to I Think Not, where we're old as fuck, and our references are two.
0:28.7	My name is Ellen Marsh.
0:30.5	Across from me is old blue eyes over there, but he is in between his performances of
0:35.3	Working Girl at La Hoya Playhouse, and he is wearing
0:38.0	guy liner.
0:39.0	How's that going for you, my love?
0:40.7	Because I'm broken.
0:44.2	Great.
0:44.8	Thank you.
0:45.2	I'm Amy Lee.
0:45.9	That is really great.
0:46.9	You are listening to I Think Not, the podcast that recaps all of your favorite true
0:52.0	grime TV shows.
0:53.3	And we are covering Unsolved Mysteries. And we're going to do it for a while because we like it, and you all told us you want us to stick to one thing for a little bit, and here it I think not, we do what you want because we don't want you to be mad at us. And also, if you're looking for a little bit extra, if you want a little bit more of us during the holiday season, because you're like, I don't want to listen to Bing Crosby saying it's a white Christmas for the 17,000 time.
1:16.5	I want to listen to two loud mouths talk about true crime. Well, honey, we got you. Head on over to patreon.com slash I think not.
1:24.0	Where for as little as $5 a month, you'll get four bonus episodes. We have all kinds
1:29.6	of tiers for whatever your budget is. We have lots of community events like movie nights. We do
1:35.4	quarterly paint parties. You can sit in on some of our recordings like Swamp Talk or our
1:40.6	weekly True Crime Rundown, which we usually record every Friday morning. Lots of ways to get involved.
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