Episode 7 - There Will Be Zings

The Darkest Timeline with Ken Jeong & Joel McHale

Ken Jeong & Joel McHale

Medicine, Comedy, Coronavirus, Community, Health, Health & Fitness, Kenjeong, Quarantine, Joelmchale

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2020

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Finally, a dose of good news on the Covid-19 front as Joel and Ken discuss remdesivir and optimistic forecasting on a vaccine. Then Jim Rash pops in and they all discuss the concept of zings, talking from the back of your throat, and how to accept an Academy Award.

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0:00.0	Action welcome to the darkest timeline podcast with Joe McHale and Ken
0:06.6	Young that's right step right up wish and boys from 1935
0:13.8	Are you doing man?
0:15.9	What did you have for breakfast this morning?
0:17.9	I had a
0:20.2	a sugar waffle and
0:22.8	And a brio and a little bit of brioche bread with peanut butter on it basically leftovers from my kids
0:29.1	So I ate a little bit of that and
0:31.3	two cup of coffee and
0:33.8	Now and and coke zero at the ready. I have two cans of coke zero at the ready
0:41.0	Yeah, when you when you wake up for your morning pee you crack open your first coke zero
0:46.0	No, when I wake up for my morning pee. It's so long. I have to I have to go
0:52.5	Yes
0:55.5	That's where that went
0:58.0	You know what a sugar wall. I've only had two cups of coffee. I'm barely caffeinated for this guy
1:03.3	All right, I've only had two cups of coffee and by the way, how dare you tell one of my idols Dr. Josh Schiffer
1:10.1	That I have a coke zero problem and you made me look like an idiot in your otherwise perfect Instagram live interview the other day
1:17.5	Which I thought was amazing
1:19.5	It was amazing for an hour and ten minutes right until the very end and so
1:24.6	Mean when I spoke the truth when I spoke the truth Ken is that when you had a problem?
1:30.6	I was what that was yes, I did I have a problem if the truth
1:34.6	I am among I am among many leaders in the US have a problem with people talking about the truth
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