Welcome to Werner's Corner, a place of interviews. I'm here with Mr. Alex Jones.

Thank you, thank you very much, thank you.

Grand Wizard of the Info Wars Branch of the Performance Artist Group, the Cook-Looks Clan.

Correct.

He is the glowing red angry jester.

Don't agree with that, but...

The right and his hunt for truth has made him the sworn enemy of the MSM or mainstream media.

You know, I'm not sure how I feel about you Werner, but notice how I use the proper German

pronunciation because I do like that. But on one side you seem like a European globalist.

On the other, you have a fine German accent that I think young men here in our proud country

could really learn from. These absolute pigs, these bones in low tea, soy milk, demons.

They must be punished for how gay their lips are.

Interesting, Mr. Jones. I once raised 12 piglets myself. I fed these piglets from my own breast,

killing them only when it was absolutely necessary for survival. Or when I was told

Jared Leto had landed a role. This causes me an immense amount of depression.

Whoa, very impressive.

Yes, Mr. Jones, I did this to teach myself a lesson about what lies at the heart of this universe,

violence and the pathetic muleing of the meekest among us. You, for example, are trapped in a glittering

cube of tenderized roast beef. So? But your spirit is that of a badger or ferret?

Let me tell you something, Werner. Infowars is not gone. The truth can't just disappear.

The channel will now be sent by Morse code. Along the telegraph system, we are installing using

liberal prison labor. I call dance gavino. He then translates these into a series of interpretive

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