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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Episode 7 - Retreat From Kabul

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Lions Led By Donkeys

Comedy

4.61.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

On our seventh episode we jump back in time to The Great Game. The British Empire invades Afghanistan and puts the most truthworthy idiot to ever be promoted general in charge. Nick has a hot take on the smell of 18th century men's genitals and Joe is left question what the hell a post-prostitute ritual bath is. Like, share, and review us on Itunes for the Glory of the British East India Company. Follow Lions Led By Donkeys on Twitter. Follow Joe on Twitter. Follow Nick on Twitter.

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And the Vam one is standing, the one is standing,

0:15.0

the is an hour of the other one

0:18.0

and the one of the story,

0:21.0

for them glory, glory, and glory, Hello and welcome to another episode of the lines led by Donkeys podcast. I am your host Joe. This is my co-host Nick.

0:38.0

Let's say hi Nick. Yeah, we do that. So today we're going to jump in the way way back machine and to

0:48.0

that we haven't covered anything modern ever but we were the 90s once yeah like but it was it was

0:57.5

Russia 90s so it's like the US 70s. We're gonna go back to the era of the great game or what the Russians called the tournament of shadows because the Russians are way better at naming things.

1:12.0

So we're going to talk about the are way better at naming things. This is just fucking awesome.

1:14.2

So we're going to talk about the first Anglo-Afghan war, or more exactly the British retreat

1:19.4

from Kabul.

1:20.4

I know it's fucking exciting, I'm pumped hung heavy on those motherfuckers too. Yeah, how you doing today Nick? I'm doing good

1:28.4

Trying to get over the fact of me drinking some strawberry bullshit. Yeah, he picked up parier,

1:37.0

fucking sparkling natural mineral water for our vodka today

1:41.0

and it tastes like somebody ate a bushel of straw.

1:45.8

Is bushel the correct word for strawberries?

1:47.6

Why are you asking me?

1:49.4

I'm gonna, I don't know, I'm gonna go with bushel.

1:51.6

I'm gonna go with. I'm gonna go with bushel. I'm going to go with race. It's not race related, it's fruit related,

1:59.0

all right? But they ate a whole bushel of strawberries and then just burped it into your nose.

2:05.0

It's disgusting.

2:06.0

I'm only saying that because I've known family members to work in strawberries.

2:10.0

So that makes it worse. To hear more about Mexican history, go ahead and head back to our last episode.

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