Episode 7: Ghost Ride the Boat

Wonderful!

Griffin McElroy

Mcelroy, Wonderful, Enthusiast, Comedy, Griffin, Music, Mcelroys, Rachel

4.9 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2016

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

This week's Bachelor was a fairly tame lead-up to the absolute FIRE that is Hometowns, but there were still plenty of noteworthy occurrences. Like that time that Ben piloted a boat into a crowd of women, or when Ben made a woman eat a french fry out of his mouth like a mama bird.

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0:00.0	Maybe you should go and do some cosplay.
0:03.0	I'm the best bet and I'm laughing to you.
0:07.0	I'm here to find true love one man from my whole life.
0:19.0	What do you think you're doing?
0:21.0	Super watersy.
0:22.0	Yeah, I know.
0:23.0	Yeah, I know.
0:24.0	Yes, I can see what you're drinking.
0:26.0	What's written right there on the cap?
0:28.0	You can't.
0:29.0	You can't dangle the sweet nectar in front of me week after week and not expect me to dip in.
0:36.0	You're right.
0:37.0	My only counterpoint is I can do that.
0:39.0	Find your own net.
0:40.0	Find your own podcast potion.
0:41.0	You guys buy them a day before this on my dick.
0:44.0	How do you.
0:45.0	If you pour super water zero out on the floor where I can't drink it, then I'll be double mad.
0:49.0	At least now I know you're getting the newtons.
0:52.0	You're not going to get the best out of this.
0:54.0	If you pour super water zero out on the floor where I can't drink it, then I'll be double
0:57.5	mad.
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