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Bodega Boys

Episode 7: Butt is Life

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2015

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Desus Nice (@desusnice) and THE KID MERO (@thekidmero) are the Bodega Boys giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Recorded at Red Bull Studios in NYC. This week: E. Coli, Ass Eating, The Golden Age of Terrorism, contingency plans, Ben Carson's Rap Ad and much more!

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0:00.0

Yo, what's up? You fucking asshole jerk offs.

0:02.8

I fucking, it's fucking Tyler Beckford.

0:05.4

I'm fucking the number one fucking quickscoper Xbox Live, bro.

0:09.2

If you play Cod, you fucking know who I am,

0:11.2

Brian fucking quickscoper your mom and her butt, dude.

0:13.8

You listen to these fucking douchebag assholes,

0:17.0

fucking bodega boys, dudes, fucking suck.

0:19.9

They can't fuck quickscoper like me.

0:21.4

Dude, you were my lobby brother, a little bitch, dude.

0:23.6

If I ever fucking see you in real life, bro.

0:25.6

I fucking, I fucking, I fucking, you're a fucking,

0:29.5

I'll nuke you, bro.

0:31.4

Yo, the fucking opinions of these two fucking jerks, dude,

0:35.0

are like not even really like the opinions of Red Bull

0:38.2

or like anybody that they work for, or like me,

0:41.0

or like Cod, or like PewDiePie,

0:42.7

or anybody who have my cool gamer communities, you know what I mean?

0:45.9

But like, whatever, you know what I mean?

0:47.8

Like if I see you in my fucking bag and niggas in my lobby.

0:50.3

Hey, hey, what the fuck did you just say?

0:52.2

What? What?

0:54.5

Yo, what the fuck? This is just a fake.

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