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The Amelia Project

Episode 7 - Bob

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2018

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

“There are thirty one million people waiting for me.” Season 1, Episode 7. The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode the client is a famous comedian… who has lost his sense of humour!  Featuring Alan Burgon, Modou Bah, Julia Morizawa and cocoa from Les Deux Magots in Paris. Written by Philip Thorne. Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna. The fellow audio drama shoutout went to Wooden Overcoats by David K. Barnes. A classic among fiction podcasts! For full credits see our website. Content Warning: this episode contains bad jokes. Website: https://ameliapodcast.com  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Pepsi Max. Christmas is great, but there's loads of ways to make it better.

0:08.0

Like sneaking some chili into the gravy for some extra oint, or building a playlist that will even get your

0:14.8

none up on the table or just cracking open an ice cold Pepsi Max.

0:20.1

Christmas.

0:23.0

Better with Pepsi Max.

0:27.0

This episode is brought to you by Meta for Work.

0:30.0

It's not just sci-fi anymore.

0:31.0

Virtual and mixed reality are transforming how business works.

0:34.8

Architects can use mixed reality to walk through buildings that aren't even built yet.

0:38.5

People from around the world can meet up in more immersive ways,

0:41.1

working shoulder-to-shoulder in virtual spaces to get real work done. in more

0:45.0

cost-to-shoulder in virtual spaces to get real work done. And all sorts of professionals are getting hands-on training in safer,

0:48.0

more cost-effective virtual environments.

0:50.0

Meta-For work.

0:51.0

Work smarter, closer, safer, together.

0:54.3

Visit forwork.metta.com to learn more.

0:57.0

Congratulations. You've reached the Amelia Project.

1:07.0

This phone call isn't happening.

1:10.0

If you're not serious about this, hang up now.

1:15.0

If you continue, there's no way back.

1:20.0

Good choice.

1:22.0

And your life awaits. You'll hear back from us within the hour.

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