Hey, everybody, welcome to another episode of sex and other human activities. I am Sarah Benin-Casa, and that is my beloved Mr. Marcus Parks.

How you doing today, Sarah? I'm doing fine. How are you, sir?

Oh, fantastic. Fantasmastic. As always. I understand the How are you, sir? I'm doing fine. How are you, sir? Oh, fantastic.

Fantasimastic.

As always.

I understand the other day you were in a bookstore that was full of cute girls.

Am I allowed to say that?

Absolutely.

Okay.

Did anything secret happen at the bookstore?

Were you like, eat, pray, love, this day. No, it was just, it was one of those days where, you know, I was kind of feeling down.

And I thought, like, oh, okay, I'm going to go to a bookstore, see if I can find any books on the Great Depression.

And so I went, I went into the bookstore, and I'm kind of like just sort of looking at biographies.

And out of nowhere, just like an apparition like i hear like

hi can help you with anything and i like look to my left and there's this like six foot three girl

and i'm just like no beautiful like model pretty oh just absolutely beautiful and had this like

kind of accent uh and then like i, I asked her, was like,

you know, have any books on the Great Depression? And then she, like, showed me these books.

I was like, you know what? Life was pretty all right.

You did. You did. Like, their bookstores full of awesome, cute girls all over this city.

Well, that's going to be okay. Yeah, but you had been kind of like down. We were talking about romantic stuff and you were feeling a little down and then you sent me a text that was like, yeah, you know what?

And I was sending you stuff.

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