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This is also an episode of God.

I don't know when this is happening.

I don't know what the next, I don't know what's going on in the news.

And guys, I don't want to know because I know Cecil right now is on vacation while you're listening to this.

It's well deserved.

And we're going to be talking about the Trump indictment.

This, that's our long form.

I read the Trump indictment for patrons two dollars and up.

Two dollar and up patrons can listen to the 49 page reading of the Trump indictment.

I did try to add a little little vocal flair to it, so it's a little less dry.

But I did actually think it was all that dry.

I thought it was a fascinating fucking read.

I really did.

Man, holy cow, what an interesting, it was an interesting read because, you know,

what I love about it is that this is specifically set up as a way to show the case, right?

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