Episode #699 - Slut Nuggets - Mark Normand, Brendan Sagalow, and Mike Figs

Legion of Skanks Podcast

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4.8 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2022

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Comedians Mark Normand, Brendan Sagalow, & Mike Figs join Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, and Dave Smith to discuss the power rangers, Eminem's restaurant, Jay Leno's third degree burns, and getting shot in the d*ck. Plus, Luis offends an audience member and the guys play a round of turkey or p*ssy! All This and More, ONLY on The Most Offensive Podcast on Earth, The LEGION OF SKANKS!!!

Air Date: 11/21/22

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0:00.0	Fill her up!
0:02.0	You're listening to the gas digital network.
0:32.0	What is up everybody? It is Legion of Skanks podcast coming to you live from the Stank Comedy Club. I'm your host Big J.
0:50.8	I'm
0:51.8	the Stank's are all here everyone we got of course Davy Smith happy Thanksgiving everybody. Oh, yeah, it's Thanksgiving.
0:59.8	You know that voice everyone the Reading Defending Ellis Mania Champion the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake the Turkey head. It's Louis J. Gomez.
1:08.8	Yes, yes, I am very very excited. It's another Thanksgiving season we're kicking off the holiday season right very excited. We got some announcements tonight. It's all happening. Big announcements.
1:19.8	Well said Turkey. You remember that I never don't need a partnership for a drug free America commercial when we were kids and it was a little kid like a black kid maybe 11 and he's like talking to you.
1:31.8	33 years old.
1:32.8	So there's this little black kid three to 80 and somewhere in that range and he's talking to like a drug dealer but you only see him and the drug dealers
1:42.8	aggressively trying to convince him to do drugs like every drug sale we all know. Yeah, and exactly the commercial and then he goes he goes.
1:49.8	Oh, you don't want to try it.
1:51.8	What is on the house he goes what are you a chicken and he goes, I'm a chicken you're a turkey and then it's revealed that he's talking his dad who is like a practice
2:00.8	acting the role like he does this with his kid every day like makes him pretend I'm the pusher and you're the kid.
2:06.8	What do you do and this is the advice he's given his son.
2:09.8	Turkey. No, I don't think that sure I think you're gonna say you get three in them.
2:14.8	Good.
2:15.8	My.
2:16.8	You're just talking to a guy.
2:17.8	Let me just use our guess.
2:18.8	Everybody.
2:19.8	Another kid.
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