Episode 699 - 4th Of July Hangover
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Ross and Jessie break down the argument Jessie got into with the lamest 12-year-old boy alive during a fireworks show on the Fourth of July, how exhausted Olivia Wilde must be dating Harry Styles, and why there’s nothing wrong with Zach Braff dating Florence Pugh.
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| 0:46.6 | cardomax.com helping you achieve your max yeah kids we are from the fourth of |
| 0:58.2 | July okay I was like are you still yeah yes I'm still feeling residual |
| 1:06.7 | effects shapes yeah I'm feeling some residual effects from our party lifestyle |
| 1:13.8 | over the weekends oh my gosh we're just so crazy right well here's what it is |
| 1:19.2 | okay when it's when it falls on a weekday I mean a weekend like that and |
| 1:24.2 | yeah yeah have Monday off it feels like a bonus because let's face it when |
| 1:28.5 | the fourth is on a Sunday you go hard already because it's the third and |
| 1:33.2 | you're just like all right Saturday night and then it's funny people are blowing |
| 1:36.5 | off shit and you're just like yeah and then the fourth is on a Sunday and you're |
| 1:43.4 | like oh well now we're really supposed to blow blow up shit right let's go |
| 1:48.2 | even harder and then you wake up that Monday and you are young oh sure and |
| 1:54.1 | you're like damn it I'm off it's it's a it's a real |
| 1:59.3 | knick-knotty damn it I'm off I might as well have a few and then have some |
| 2:04.8 | comfort foods to try to nurse the hangover from a thing you made out like a |
| 2:09.4 | fun fun little dumplings chicken and dump soup yeah classic last night I did |
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