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Did you know you could get arrested by your mailman on a boat?

Of course I didn't.

What the fuck?

Like we joke a lot, right?

Whenever you see like the, you know, this is amusers bit of like the postmaster general.

And George will be like, does he have a gun?

Or the surgeon general?

And you're like, well, how many troops does the surgeon general have?

But in this case, I'll be goddamned if the Postmaster General actually can't get people arrested on a boat.

Send out the Postal Navy.

You want to talk about the cool zone.

Yeah, yeah.

It's pretty weird.

You know, I don't know that I really want the Federallies to have unchecked law enforcement powers.

And I also don't really know that I ever wanted to know Steve Bannon existed.

But if those two things are both going to be the case, the mailman arresting Steve Bannon on a boat over some fucking go fund me for the wall.

Dude, that's a fucking yachtsy.

I just rolled all of the dye and they came up perfect.

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