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Stop Podcasting Yourself

Episode 698 - Helen Hong

Stop Podcasting Yourself

Graham Clark and Dave Shumka

Comedy

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2021

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Helen Hong joins us to talk diaper blowouts, the Olympics, and tiny airplanes.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 678 of Stop Podcasting Yourself.

0:28.3

My name is Graham Clark and with me as always is a man who I bet isn't wearing a bathing suit

0:32.7

like shorts as I am doing right now, Mr. Dave Schumpke.

0:36.1

No, I'm wearing shorts as a bathing suit.

0:39.2

Um, in 698, I'm not 678.

0:42.8

Oh, sorry, yeah, and heat exhaustion.

0:45.6

But yeah, what's, uh, what's happening with your shorts?

0:50.8

Everything's just too sweaty.

0:52.2

So now I'm going to...

0:53.2

Now you, you, you're a man who doesn't own like shorts.

0:56.9

You've just cut off all your jeans.

0:58.0

I cut off my jeans.

0:59.0

That's right.

1:00.0

Yeah.

1:01.0

And it's too hot for that.

1:02.0

Yeah.

1:03.0

So bathing suit it is.

1:04.0

And, uh, you know what?

1:05.0

I just will rock this look as long as the heat.

1:06.9

Is this your only, you only own the one bathing suit I assume?

1:09.6

Yeah.

1:10.6

And I don't even know why I own this one.

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