This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

Recording live from Glory Hole Studios in Chicago and beyond, this is Cognitive Dissonance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism

and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical, it's political, and there's batteries in our on air side.

This is like, it's batteries, like no one's supposed to.

You want episode?

I want to figure out, and I was going to look it up today, I didn't get a chance, Tom.

I want to figure out how to turn this into like a wall pluggie.

You know what I mean?

There's got to be some kind of converter or something because this thing eats batteries.

You like fucking Johnny Fie.

I'm sure that there's some kind of like double A flux capacitor DCAC converter, three thousand

of people buy.

It's there's got to be, but I got to find it because it takes three double A's, and I don't

know, I got to look it up, but I'm going to try to figure it out because I'm like so sick

of every other show having to go get a new fucking money double A's in it.

Just so we can show them.

And I don't even on a show.

The on air sign is great.

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