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At least the day that this one day is, you'll be hearing us.

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It's not.

Today is actually Thursday, June the 1st, but you are now on Thursday, June the 8th.

You're going to hear it on the 8th.

We are in the future.

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Right now.

Talking to you.

We are going to be talking about a long form article that Tom read for patrons.

And you can read, if you go to a Washington Post, it's called the revolt of the Christian home schoolers.

And it's an article, you know, nice long article.

It's a lengthy article.

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