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Sofa King Podcast

Episode 695: Bats: Gotham Beware!

Sofa King Podcast

Sofa King Podcast

Comedy, History, Society & Culture

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Sofa King Podcast, we talk about bats. Yes, they get a bad rap since a few species are vampires and drink the blood of horses and cattle. But they are an amazing creature, as helpful to human society as bees are, and aren’t really a threat. In fact, they weren’t considered evil or a menace until Bram Stoker used them in Dracula, where they were permanently married to Halloween and all things dark. These crazy critters use sonar to hunt, live in sophisticated colonies, pollinate, regulate pests, and silently help human society in many ways. They are a tourist attraction in Austin, and their poop is worth its weight in gold! Visit Our Sources: https://www.si.edu/spotlight/bats/batfacts https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/mammals/facts/bats https://www.doi.gov/blog/13-facts-about-bats https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat https://www.nature.org/en-us/about-us/where-we-work/united-states/arizona/stories-in-arizona/top-10-bat-facts/ https://www.nwf.org/garden-for-wildlife/cover/build-a-bat-house https://www.vicksburgpost.com/2019/12/13/for-what-it-is-guano-is-far-more-valuable-than-you-would-think/ https://www.austincityguide.com/listings/congress-bridge-bats

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We advise you to get off the streets as quickly as possible, it'll soon be a war there.

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And we are, as a people, opposed to secret societies, the secret oaths.

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I know for a fact.

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And the secret proceedings.

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Weapons of mass destruction.

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I have a dream.

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I take the threat very seriously.

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I knew World Order.

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Your government thanks you for your participation.

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You are now listening to the world famous Sofiken podcast.

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Please read from sheets.

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I am.

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Sofiken.

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Sofiken.

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Now the people are very fast.

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Please.

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I am.

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Sofiken.

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First.

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I am.

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Sofiken.

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