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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the war room for this final broadcast in the Info Wars

studios here, the headquarters, Central Texas Command Center. It's going to be a good one.

It's going to be a big one. We're going to continue to broadcast after the show's over today,

and of course we will be back on air tomorrow at exactly the same time. But in an all new place, you've got to go to Alex Jones Live.com. Make sure you're following us on X at Real Alex Jones. I'm at Harrison H. Smith, and you're going to want to follow at AJ in live. But we have some good news. The Onion has once again failed in their fraudulent attempt to take over

Info Wars. Here's Alex Jones with the announcement.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have breaking exclusive news that just warms my heart and still gives me

faith in America and our legal system. The Onion, back with the Democrats in Bloomberg,

for the second time in a year and a half,

after fraudulently claiming that they own and run Info Wars, another giant hoax,

has had their attempt to take us over, slapped down by the third Texas Court of Appeals.

This is a massive victory.

We're about to break it down right now.

Yeah, look, we won the bid.

We own Info Wars, and we are very excited about that. Is it true that you didn't have the highest bid? We did. We did. We didn't. The Onion has

finally acquired Inful Wars. Yes, yes, we have. We've taken over the InfoWars studio and the IP

and the website and all that stuff, yeah.

We look forward to infesting your social media feeds with characters and grotesqueries of

the very people who have ruined our media ecosystem over the last 10 years.

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