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🗓️ 4 June 2018
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Greetings to you, beloved Luke and Pete Show community! We’re back for our 69th edition of this nonsense, and this time around The Luke and The Pete discuss Freddie Mercury again, what The Pete got up to at the British wrestling earlier in the week (spoiler: being overdressed and drinking wine, mainly), there’s an elongated chat about National Treasures, and we learn more about Pete’s teenage punk band, One Eyed Willy.
In addition to this, we uncover a truly disturbing story about a previously hidden VHS porn tape. You have been warned…
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| 1:12.0 | 69 in the Nolty North in the episode what is it with the naughty north when the |
| 1:15.0 | sexy south whether what is it with the naughty north when the girls look nice in the |
| 1:19.0 | sexy south where the boys look twice oh right so the the London boys are |
| 1:25.0 | thirsty chaps and the northern girls are lovely looking |
| 1:29.0 | apparently so I'll take that |
| 1:30.0 | you're from the naughty north that's about is what I reckon to be honest. |
| 1:34.5 | How are you doing the Pete? I'm alright. We're doing this a bit earlier than usual so I've only had a few |
| 1:39.2 | hours sleep so I'll be more aloof than ever I think. Yeah I think you might be and |
| 1:43.2 | uh... episode 69 baby was drink taken last night? No drink was not taken |
| 1:47.2 | okay thank you very much. I'd sleep more if anything. Just want to do you |
| 1:51.0 | a bit under the surface. No, no. |
| 1:53.0 | I'm all surface not feeling, mate. |
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