Welcome to the Dinner Party Download.

This is your icebreaker.

Here's kind of a guitar player joke.

So you get two guitar players on either side of a river,

and the one yells across to the other one,

how do I get to the other side?

And the other guitar player says,

you are on the other side.

I'm Brendan Francis Nuneum. says, you are on the other side.

I'm Brendan Francis Nune.

I'm Rico Gagliano, and from American Public Media,

this is the dinner party download,

the show that helps you win your next dinner party.

Our icebreaker this week came from Guitar Virtuoso, Billy McLaughlin.

Last week it was jokes about dumb drummers, and this week it's dumb guitarists.

Next week, it would be dumb bassists and accordion players.

But this week, coming up, we have British satirist Chris Morris, purple windbills,

Black Bart, the annuity, gateway animals, and Crystal Castles find the cure.

But first, time for small talk. So, Rico, the cure. But first, time for small talk.

So, Rico, the color orange had a great week.

You're speaking, of course, of Halloween.

Orange is one of the official colors of Halloween,

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