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Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

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Recording live from glory hole studios in Chicago and beyond, this is Cognitive Dissonance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism and irreverence.

20 talking to makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome at this episode.

687 of Cognitive Dissonance, at least we're fairly certain of that.

We're getting 65% certain.

That's more certain than I am of almost anything I take action on in my life.

Perfectly fine, perfectly acceptable.

I have acted with more stakes and less certainty in my life many times.

I so I buy the way of C. So again, I know I've said it before, I fucking love that we get to do these silly shows.

I love doing these silly shows, such a breath of fucking fresh air in my week.

So this story fucking kills me. It's from the Jerusalem post.

Again, I don't care if any of these are true because it's delicious.

Two men hospitalized after a game of monopoly ends in sword fight.

Now, here's the thing.

The way the story reads is it's not technically the guys that were playing monopoly.

Got it like one of them got mad and grabbed the sword, which is what I thought happened.

Like, because monopoly, let me tell you, there's no less fun game out there.

No, no, monopoly's not fun.

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