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This is episode 685.

I've not yet rewritten that part.

I don't know. I was thinking about it this week.

You know, the coincidental, $685,000 wasn't that the amount that Clarence Thomas said that he didn't receive

and then said he received his wife's fucking income?

Was it that much money, 685? I think it was 685.

I don't know. Was it $685,000 for Jenny's undisclosed income that he oopsied on his financial disclosure?

Or was that the value of his mom's house that a fucking billionaire bought that she still lives in?

That she still lives in. This is the most corrupt motherfucker.

Look, I'm not in his pocket. Here's the thing, guys.

I want you to believe me. I'm not in his pocket.

Now, he owns my mom's house and he owns the property adjacent to my mom.

Because he was going to make a Clarence Thomas museum, a historical museum.

Historical museum. And he also renovated his mom's house. He renovated my mom's house.

That's because he owns the museum ground.

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