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The whole internet's asking, why can't she eat grass? What's up with that, man?

You know, I'd never really thought about it.

You know, I saw your tweet and haven't really thought about anything since then.

I mean, I guess you could, you know.

I'm sure there are cultures where it's pretty common.

Now they probably look for certain types of grass.

You definitely can eat grass.

You won't die.

Because yeah, that was like the first mention

was someone being like, you can eat grass.

What I'm getting at is that it would be really cool

if grass, like, tasted like cotton candy

but was like as good for you as lettuce.

You know, like I'm not, this is good for you as lettuce you know like i like i'm not

this this is the kind of small thinking that uh you know these these are biden voters that come to me

and be like you can eat grass as it is i'm a i'm a big picture guy i don't say like how is the

world i say how how do i want the world to be it's, and it's that abundantly around me all,

I mean, I just, think about how much less work you'd have to do. Like, if you didn't really have

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