Episode 681 -Bill And Melinda Gates Divorce
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2021
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Ross and Jessie talk about their weekend at the Kentucky Derby, Bill and Melinda Gates getting divorced and where Bill goes from here sexually, the death of Late Night comedy television, Ben Affleck’s dating app game, and The Sperminator, a man who has impregnated over 70 women.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, New Patterson Revolution! |
| 0:16.0 | Ross you bike, go sped.com! |
| 0:22.0 | I'm gay for straights today, James. |
| 0:38.0 | It's one of my favorite shirts. |
| 0:42.0 | It's hilarious. |
| 0:44.0 | And I get looks that are real sideways. |
| 0:48.0 | Real sideways, James. |
| 0:52.0 | But I think that I'd like to have a nice country song to go with this shirt. |
| 0:58.0 | Because I'm gay for straights. |
| 1:02.0 | I don't want your homosexual hands all over my body. |
| 1:09.0 | Because I'm only gay for straights. |
| 1:11.0 | And the rest of you can't book me. |
| 1:15.0 | What? What? |
| 1:17.0 | I mean, it's, yeah. |
| 1:19.0 | It's a triggering shirt for some people. |
| 1:21.0 | I'm more shopping. |
| 1:23.0 | Why, dude? |
| 1:25.0 | I'm gay for straights. |
| 1:27.0 | I love George straights. |
| 1:29.0 | So what? |
| 1:31.0 | What does that make me in this world, James? |
| 1:33.0 | He turned for straights. |
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