Episode 68 : Trump

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

It's mourning in America. Comb your hair over, pull your pants under, it's time to offend everyone. Some people search for the holy grail, we're searching for the brighter side of Donald Trump. Did you guys know he's not a Jew? What an asshole.

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0:00.0	The brighter side is brought to to be on the bright side.
0:33.6	Bapap-a-ba-na-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-pa-pap-pap-ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp Hello! Hello America.
0:42.0	I am your new leader.
0:44.5	There are new rules now that I am president.
0:48.2	Number one, women will never wear pants.
0:52.1	Okay.
0:52.6	Number two, children must be older.
0:57.2	That's going to be tough.
0:58.0	Rule number three,
0:59.9	Congress may not.
1:00.5	Mexicans to the north, way north,
1:04.3	pass Canada into the other ocean.
1:07.9	On the other side, the cold ocean.
1:10.5	Might be a costly solution inuits make them
1:14.2	inuits feel like you don't understand rule number five no more funerals okay no more funerals
1:25.3	and the letter a is going to be c and the letter C is going to be A. Okay. And then the blue is now yellow. Is this going to be? And the site, quiet. Okay. Centimeters are now inches. Uh-huh. And we're going to clean the Statue of Liberty. We're going to make it bronze again. Get rid of that green. I think that's a green. That green is going to be a green. I am sick of a filthy woman. We're going to clean her and we're going to get up inside of her crevices. Okay. And we're going to scrubby, scrubby, scrubby, scrub. And we're going to make her a woman that people will be scared of.
2:03.6	Well, that was, a start off is a great idea.
2:05.6	Start it off, yeah.
2:06.6	Thank you, everybody. Thank you. Thank you.
2:08.6	We just...
2:10.6	We love you, Donald.
2:12.6	You just make you.
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