Episode 68: Internet Assassins, The Real Moby Dick, & Snowed In A Pub

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2021

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Basic Bitch Blonde Ale from Altamont Beer Works in Livermore, CA. Included in this episode of the Pubcast... "Good Bad Food", an Update on Kathleen's Queen's Court and more, Snowed in a Pub, Joel Osteen's Money Wall, Real-life Moby Dick Spotted, Fake Arm Presented for COVID Vaccine, Snake Infestation Burns House, Frida Auction Sets Record, Grammar Experts Target Weakness, Rent-a-Hitman.com Gone Wrong, and What to Watch This Week!

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.1	It's episode 68. Look what I have put out. This little... I love these. You can still
0:36.9	get these if others, if you are looking at this going, where can you get one? Ebay?
0:43.5	There's a bunch, and I have a white one downstairs. I think I like the white better. I do because the
0:50.6	bulbs are brighter, but I like the green because it reminds me of my aunt, who passed away, but she
0:56.7	always had one. Yes, she never heard anything real. I'm not a fan of a fake actual tree, but I was a fan
1:03.8	of that. And to hang on that, look what I had to push has sent me for... seriously, out of nowhere.
1:10.6	St. Louis and I have to push sent me this. A t-shirt. I don't have it wrong because I haven't watched it.
1:14.2	And all those little bud light ornaments, which were be going somewhere, maybe on the deck. I don't
1:19.2	know. And then this will go right there like that. Classy. Hi, though. But my uncles worked
1:28.8	at the brewery in St. Louis forever. They were all pipe fitters. My dad worked down there before
1:33.5	he became a lawyer. So shout out to Anne has a bush. Yeah, just random. It just arrived. I didn't
1:40.5	ask for nothing. I'm not sponsored, but I'm not saying I'd turn one down, Anne has a bush.
1:47.0	Come on, St. Louis, born and bred. Come on. What's not to love? I do cost sometimes so they might not
1:53.2	like that. I don't know. What do they care? Right? They'd be a great sponsor. I'd quit cousin for that.
2:00.2	Yeah, I don't have to. I like to, but I mean, it's not part of what's necessary. I'm even
2:06.5	drinking out of a bud. I bought this at Deerberg's FYI and I was a bush. I didn't get this one free.
2:11.4	This six pack was like 13 bucks for these glasses. They're pretty cool. Yeah. Well, I wanted to get
2:16.8	them for my friend Drew because he loves a buck cold bud light because he would always say in LA,
2:22.1	hey, do you care if I come over to your house for a cup of coffee? I'm like, what are we 100? I
2:26.2	know what you're coming over here for. How about a cup of tea? We'll get a scone. No need always.
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