Episode 68: High School Pranks

Heartland Radio: Presented by The Pat McAfee Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

5 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2018

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

The Heartland Crew sit down to recap their Memorial Weekend. Hear stories from the Indy 500, dead birds, and surgeries gone bad. Listen as Todd describes his favorite gas station treat and Vibbs reminisces on his time spent with cats. Switch things up today with our new idea for the Maraldo Mad Lib.

This episode features @toddmccomas, @tacticaldigs, @nickmaraldo, @thejeffvibbert, @shaunlatham, @heartlandbooze, and @jourdynberry.

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0:00.0	Uh, booze?
0:01.7	Hit the music.
0:03.2	Well, you guys get off my dick real quick.
0:04.7	Come on, we've been fucking sitting here.
0:06.3	Hold the goddamn shit on.
0:08.8	Jesus.
0:10.0	We ready?
0:10.6	Maybe fucking show up on time, booze.
0:12.1	Boom.
0:12.6	I was on time.
0:13.4	No, no, no.
0:14.3	The producer comes early as get everything set up.
0:16.4	Hey, what the fuck in late?
0:17.4	I was on time.
0:18.1	I was shooting $20 a chef.
0:19.2	Fucking break.
0:19.9	Are you shooting $20 a chef?
0:20.9	I was on a quad and a half.
0:21.9	Can I get a break?
0:22.6	A couple of while.
0:23.2	Are you playing on talking in this episode?
0:25.6	Depends.
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