4.9 • 8.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 July 2019
⏱️ 40 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey guys, really quick, before we get into the episode, I just want to remind you that tickets for my Toronto and Ottawa shows are available right now. |
0:08.0 | So you can check out the description for the tickets or you can go to my Instagram, Twitter, and fucking come see me, Dean and Jacob. |
0:17.0 | It's gonna be a lot of fun, we're gonna run some stand-up, it's gonna be really awesome. |
0:20.0 | And probably the funniest thing you'll ever see. |
0:22.0 | So come on out, and yeah, we'll see you at the show, it's gonna be sick. |
0:26.0 | Alright, now enjoy episode 68. See ya. |
0:30.0 | Alright, uh, fucking, here we go. Welcome back to a very good podcast, this is episode 68, dude. |
0:42.0 | 68, dude, we're almost there, dude. |
0:45.0 | Or one away to, to be funny this episode, I don't know what, I don't even know what I'm gonna do. |
0:54.0 | I think, I think episode 69 I'm just gonna be laughing the whole time. |
0:59.0 | Just no, no words, no bits, no stories, nothing, man. Just laughs. Straight up laughs the whole time. |
1:12.0 | And it's gonna be fucking funny, I'm excited. |
1:16.0 | If I, um, if I sound a little weird, I, uh, I have a huge fucking canker sore on my mouth. |
1:25.0 | Um, and it hurts to move my mouth. |
1:30.0 | So talking for 45 minutes is gonna be fucking super cool. |
1:36.0 | Dude, I don't know why I get canker sore so much. |
1:40.0 | I feel like I had one of the last episodes too. |
1:43.0 | Ever since I was on fucking acutane in 10th grade, I got k, like I got so many fucking canker sores now. |
1:54.0 | There's one time when I was on that medication and if you don't know, if you don't know what acutane is, it's dog shit. |
2:02.0 | Um, it's an acne medication for like really hardcore acne because I had really hardcore acne. |
2:07.0 | Um, just fucking everywhere. |
2:11.0 | So, yeah, it's this pill that you take and it just fucks with your body. |
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