Oh, Oh, Welcome back to the 2014 Myth and Legend Awards.

And now, to present the award for best film adaptation of existing folklore,

please welcome Academy Award winner Morgan Freeman

and adolescent eye candy Megan Fox. It takes a lot of hard work, vision, and determination to take what is unseen and

bring it to the big screen.

Tonight's nominees have established a place in the imagination of everyone who has beheld them.

Much like you in a bikini, Megan.

Ha ha ha, I'm an actress.

And the nominees are.

The curious case of Benjamin Bunyip.

Tinker, Taylor, Totsilworm, Spy.

Bridge on the river Yokai.

And finally, Mr. Smith goes to Washington and sees Bigfoot.

And the myth goes to Mithy goes to...

These things are really hard, hold on.

Usually that's what I say.

I'm an actress.

Tinker Taylor Totslewern Spy. I just wanted to thank everyone involved in the production of this movie. we all put so much of our heart and our soul into this.

There was so much work.

Wait, what do you?

What do you? No, no.

No, my mother, John, John Hazelnick, I can't.

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