Episode 679 - Never Let Go Of My King
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2021
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Ross and Jessie break down the latest Howard Stern news, Tyrese from the “Fast and Furious” movies shaving his downstairs parts live on Instagram, the Saturday Night Live cast being upset that Elon Musk is hosting — plus Hot Bob is hyped for West Side Story and Ross brags to Jessie about how he saw a dead homeless guy.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, New Patterson Revolution! |
| 0:16.0 | Ross, you by Ghostbath.com! |
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| 0:52.0 | survived, you can be survived, you can be survived, you can be survived in the footsteps, I tried to Grandадy called my name and of course I've never versed up anyone seeking someone on earth who's found me, it's a goss). |
| 1:22.0 | Well, let me clarify this, I guess, okay? |
| 1:27.4 | Homeboy was laid out on the street, totally blue, |
| 1:30.4 | and I stopped and I rolled down the window |
| 1:33.7 | and I go, like police or paramedics were coming up |
| 1:37.4 | and I was like, hey, is that guy fucking dead? |
| 1:40.6 | Is he dead? |
| 1:41.9 | And they were like, uh, |
| 1:45.1 | and I just got a couple nods and I was like, shit. |
| 1:48.0 | But it wasn't, it was like a, it was a homeless person, |
| 1:50.7 | so it wasn't like a, like what, somebody you were looking for. |
| 1:54.3 | It wasn't like a rich doctor's wife or something |
| 1:59.0 | where it was like something. |
| 2:00.2 | It's not the fun, flirty murder that you want |
| 2:02.8 | to look like it, like maybe some type of overdose, |
| 2:05.0 | but I was like, man, if Jesse was here, |
| 2:07.9 | you would have, you would have claimed that body count. |
| 2:11.6 | Yeah, but I still, I still don't count that |
| 2:15.5 | because I think I've seen that before in New York. |
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