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Recording live from Glorious Studios in Chicago and beyond, this is Cognitive Dissonance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism

and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical, it's political, and that is not what we're doing on this show.

We are fucking around.

Maybe we do it everywhere.

We're like, it's goofy. It's loony.

We'll just steal right from the Animaniacs.

I'll maybe I'll write up a new one for the...

We're not going to be skeptical or political.

Well, we're probably not going to be all, well, probably be a little political too.

You know what it's still kind of fits.

I mean, our first story is about a pussimoliate.

A pussimoliate.

I do want to say this to the audience.

There's a big difference just you guys understand.

And I don't want there to be any confusion.

There's a big difference between the amount of scrutiny that I find a source that you put through between the two shows.

When it comes to the main show, I do try to find good sources.

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