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Sofa King Podcast

Episode 667: The Wonderful World of Ants!

Sofa King Podcast

Sofa King Podcast

Comedy, History, Society & Culture

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Sofa King Podcast, we look at the wonderful world of ants. Experts suggest that there are up to ten quadrillion ants alive on the planet, roughly 25% of all life on earth. They are highly organized, intelligent, social, and…creepy. They talk to each other via sound and pheromones. Ants grow crops, they go to war, and they even farm aphids to milk them for honeydew. Their size, scale, venom, and strength is wildly divergent. Their nests and colonies are so complex that they baffle architects, so they are sure to baffle the three of us. If you want to hear if Brent thinks they are machines, give this one a listen!   Visit Our Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant https://www.natgeokids.com/uk/discover/animals/insects/ant-facts/ https://www.toptenreviews.com/the-worlds-most-dangerous-ants https://canyouactually.com/researchers-poured-10-tons-of-cement-into-this-ant-metropolis-then-dug-it-up/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eusociality Aphids and Honeydew Ant Colony in Cement Aluminum Ant Colony Casts

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We advise you to get off the streets as quickly as possible, it'll soon be a war there.

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And we are, as a people, opposed to secret societies, the secret oaths.

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I know for a fact.

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And the secret proceedings.

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Weapons of mass destruction.

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I have a dream.

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I take the threat very seriously.

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I knew World Order.

0:19.0

Your government thanks you for your participation.

0:22.0

You are now listening to the world famous Sofiken podcast.

0:29.0

Please read from sheets.

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I am Sofa Keen.

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Sofa Keen.

0:37.0

Now repeat all very fast please.

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I am Sofa Keen.

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Faster.

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I am Sofa Keen.

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Not Sofa.

0:45.0

You lose this meaning.

0:47.0

I am Sofa Keen with the thought of you saying funny things.

0:59.0

That may have been the best fight ever.

1:03.0

I had hit that shit hard because this episode is going to suck.

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