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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 667 - The Bachelor Did It

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

News, Comedy, Society & Culture, Entertainment News

52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie break down the latest episode of the ‘The Bachelor’ and how awkward it was to watch Rachael Kirkconnell be forced to apologize for being racist live on TV, Columbia University’s new graduation ceremonies that are segregated by race and income, Elliot Page’s Time Magazine cover, and A-Rod blowing it with J-Lo.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, new Patterson Revolution!

0:16.0

Ross you by Ghostbite.com!

0:24.0

Yes buddy!

0:30.0

I turn on YouTube, the scene is everyone else.

0:34.0

Just to see what I look like and not terrible.

0:41.0

This is exactly what I look like.

0:45.0

So I was prepared to rage against the machine today, but now that I'm looking at it,

0:49.0

I look awful and that is not a camera trick.

0:54.0

Yesterday I looked more red than the devil's dick.

0:59.0

Today this is exactly how awful I look and it matches everything else that I'm going through.

1:05.0

Probably do a lot of singles of James today if you're watching on the old used tubes.

1:11.0

And get off of me, I look like I was a mime in 1986 in New York,

1:20.0

like when back when you could still make it as a mime.

1:23.0

No, I can get a good living.

1:25.0

I think you look good.

1:27.0

I haven't seen the sun or really anything outside of a couple of lights and things for weeks now at this point.

1:37.0

I had Dr. Frank over last night.

1:40.0

We recorded an episode.

1:42.0

I hit him up and I was like, hey man, I am near rock bottom here.

1:47.0

Super stressed out and everything else.

1:49.0

And he was like, dude, but I just come over and we'll chill and I was like, you know,

1:54.0

I had the zoom sitting on the kitchen table.

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