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The ArsenalVision Podcast - Arsenal FC

Episode 667 - Insert Jesus Joke Here

The ArsenalVision Podcast - Arsenal FC

ArsenalVision Podcast LLC

Sports, Soccer

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

On this edition of the ArsenalVision Podcast, Elliot (@yankeegunner) is joined by Paul (@poznaninmypants) and Tim (@stillmanator) to discuss a brilliant performance at Craven Cottage. The pod starts with the pre-match news of Trossard starting and Jesus making the bench. Then there’s a breakdown of all the beautiful football Arsenal played, the individual performances that sparkled and specifically how Jesus looked on his return. Finally there’s a look ahead to Thursday and beyond. All that and more on this edition of the ArsenalVision Podcast. Signup for our Patreon at patreon.com/arsenalvisionpodcast Chicago event tickets here: https://chicagogooners.com/goonerpalooza-2023… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

What a great.

0:10.0

All right.

0:14.0

What a popular solo

0:18.0

Ontario.

0:19.0

Possibilities here. And second Ludo W. The podcast is the opportunity on the

0:34.1

Podcasts here on this development

0:37.4

Postmatchezing, my name is Elliot Spithy Blackman, Twitter, Yankee Gunner. I mean, look, it's not April yet. It's just not close enough to use that joke. And, you know, frankly, it's been used everywhere. I'm sure there is a Jesus joke that, first of all, his name isn't Jesus, right? It's Gabriel's Jesus.

0:55.5

Now, to be fair, that's probably the Portuguese pronunciation of Jesus, so it would work in Portuguese.

0:59.7

The real point here is there is no original joke to be made about Jesus returning.

1:05.6

There's just a celebration to be had. And so I struggled with it. You know, I think sometimes we all have a crisis of conscience.

1:12.6

We want to do the best we can. We want to be the best people we can. And I decided that it was incumbent

1:17.3

upon me to push back against the urge, against the tide, against the trend of making some

1:24.1

kinds of quasi-easter related Jesus returning joke. So I have not made it.

1:28.7

I invite you to insert your Jesus.

1:31.7

Insert your Jesus joke here.

1:35.0

Okay, I hope you inserted a good one.

1:37.0

Feel free to tell me what yours was,

1:38.7

and maybe I'll just steal it for the next one.

1:40.3

You never know.

1:41.9

We are very, very, very close to announcing some live events. The Chicago

1:46.6

event has already been announced. Third week end of April, it's on the Chicago Gooner's

1:51.2

Twitter page. I'll post some information about it in the notes here, a link to that. But basically,

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