Episode 667: Drive Thru Lap Dance

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Vegas knows how to handle its' pandemics...

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:04.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:05.0	Great!
0:06.0	Let's go!
0:07.0	It's time! Long social distance.
0:23.6	It's time for Matt and Mattingly's ice cream social sitting across from me is Paul Mattingly.
0:29.6	Across from me is Mr. Matt Donnelly.
0:31.7	And on the knobs and dials, zig at the audio guy.
0:35.0	We are to do a new version. Long social distance.
0:39.1	Baby girl, I washed my hands for you.
0:44.9	Have you seen?
0:45.8	I even went to the store.
0:47.3	Have we talked about little darlings in town?
0:50.0	No, we have not.
0:51.0	The strip club.
0:51.5	It's a Vegas parking weather.
0:52.7	It absolutely is.
0:53.7	Vegas parking in weather. No one is. Vegas parking in weather.
0:56.6	No one does it better than I see.
0:58.6	Yes.
0:58.9	Little darling strip club in Las Vegas, Nevada,
1:02.0	which is already one of the most disgusting things about the city.
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