Episode 667: Anton LaVey Part II - Paint It Black

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 55K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2026

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

This week, the boys return to Anton LaVey as the former circus calliope player paints his house black and transforms himself into San Francisco’s spookiest local celebrity. With big cats, Black Masses, Baphomet, Jayne Mansfield, and a whole lot of carefully crafted mythmaking, LaVey builds the foundation for what would become his own uniquely American version of Satanism.

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0:00.0	there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left
0:05.6	that's when the cannibalism started
0:10.7	who was that
0:13.1	oh god
0:16.5	i'm ready.
0:22.5	All right, all right, Marcus, you've brought a special instrument in that we have to exhibit for the audience.
0:31.0	Yeah, this is my stylophone theremin.
0:33.8	The antenna's a little wonky on it, so I'm just going to use the trigger on it.
0:37.2	Just remember, before you listen to the sounds, these sounds are so powerful, so esoteric, that they in fact may drive you insane.
0:45.7	So this is your warning.
0:47.8	If you can't handle the pheromone, you shut off the radio right now.
0:51.0	I mean, they can't handle it because it's weird.
0:53.6	Mm-hmm. shut off the radio right now. I mean, they can't handle it because it's, you know, weird.
1:05.5	I like the pheromone because it's the only instrument you can play with your asshole.
1:10.0	Won't someone help me with my pants. Oh no, I am running out of blood pressure medication.
1:16.6	Oh, what a horrible set of circumstances.
1:21.6	Where is my heroin? Where is my cape? Where is my cake?
1:28.8	Where?
1:31.1	He's my career.
1:34.6	You are not fit to smell my shit.
1:40.8	I look at the pheromit as the reason, like, people don't use an orchestra to score a film.
1:43.0	You don't need it.
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