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It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome at this episode, 663 of Cognitive Dissonance and Cecil.

I don't know what time it is that the listeners are hearing this, but I doubt they're listening to it with a new speaker of the house.

Couldn't happen to a nicer bag of assholes.

We need that lady from home alone who's like, Kevin, we need that lady.

Just to scream every time you do the best Kevin.

Every time he loses, that's what you need.

You just need to hurt, just scream it out.

That's so good.

I would give anything to see Kevin McCarthy doing the fucking face slap like he just got the after shave on his cheeks.

So good.

So good.

So good.

Here's a thing, and you know, we're going to move into more serious stuff because this is fucking clown car politics.

It's clown car politics, Tom.

And it is so telling that even in your own party, full of people who are, you know, very, very extreme at this point.

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