Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

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🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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This week, the boys conclude the story of Count Dante with the infamous 1970 Dojo War, a brutal clash that left one man dead and Dante’s legend in ruins. From comic book ads and "the Dragon Lady" to bullfighting stunts, scams, and spiraling violence, the Deadliest Man Alive finally loses control of his own myth. And after the dust settles, Dante crashes headfirst into crime, chaos, and a very real body count.

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:02.8	This is the last podcast.
0:04.5	On the left.
0:06.0	That's when the cannibalism started.
0:11.0	What was that?
0:13.0	Oh, yeah!
0:16.0	Alright.
0:19.0	Do you want to start? Are you practicing death? No, I practice death when I sleep. Oh, man. It's good. It's good. I do that when I stop breathing every night. See, well, you do that. I work really hard on it. Medically. For so many years I've been working on it. I've been getting my neck fatter and fatter and it
0:37.5	presses on my larynx when I sleep
0:38.9	and so sometimes I don't breathe
0:40.9	and I'm still here.
0:43.4	You see? Can't stop me. Can't kill you.
0:45.6	Can't kill me, dude. Can't imagine. I mean, in my mind
0:49.0	Count Dante should have
0:51.4	a martial art solution
0:53.4	to sleep apnea.
0:54.9	I imagine any of any martial artist groups of henchmen had sleep apnea.
1:00.5	Yeah.
1:01.0	It's guys in Count Dante's crew.
1:03.0	I don't know how he died, but I think that sleep apnea is high in the running.
1:07.1	Oh, I think that if there was a man whose sleep apnea was his mortal enemy, it would be Count Dante. Trust me, it's a fat man's death. He's not a fat man himself, but it is a... Well, let's say it's an unhealthy man's death. Yeah, yeah. He lived a fat man's life. He did, by himself, still being quite the martial arts expert. Welcome to last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen.
1:29.0	My name is Marcus Parks.
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