Episode 661: Feng Shui But For Bodies

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2020

⏱️ 85 minutes

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The boys call a production meeting and lay out their corona virus plans.

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:04.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:05.4	Great. Let's go.
0:10.8	We have the coronavirus and it's eating our eyesize.
0:17.9	Don't say that.
0:20.9	Don't eat our science. Don't say that. Don't eat our...
0:22.1	Don't do it.
0:22.9	Eating our cycle.
0:24.4	Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for another coronavirus free episode of Matt Maddenin's
0:28.1	Edge Cream Social.
0:28.8	Sitting across from me is Paul Madden.
0:30.4	Fully sanitized for your protection, it's Matt Donnell.
0:33.0	And barred from flying is Jacob the Yard.
0:35.6	Yeah, but that's not because of coronavirus.
0:37.2	No, it's because you...
0:38.4	I will not wear pants.
0:39.8	Your pants optional thing is just not constitutionally protected the way you thought it was.
0:45.8	You know what?
0:46.7	I thought it was American Airlines.
0:49.6	Not Soviet Russian Airlines.
0:53.0	I live in America.
0:54.8	I do not live in Russia.
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