Hello, everybody, everybody, welcome to three hundred and pages. We'll never get back. How is that for the correct name of the podcast I'm introducing? This is Connor Lestoka. This is the bad book club. We read books that we're probably not going to like. And as always, Connor? Mike is with me. Yeah. Connor? Yeah. Hey, I'm sorry to this is, I know, unprecedented. I just want to break in here. Look, I can't do it anymore, man. Can't do what? You know, the thing where we do this podcast and then we read a book and then we talk about it and it's a book that we're not going to like. Right. That's the conceit here. Yes. That's what we've always said. Yeah, I really don't like this book. So I'm just, I'm just not going to do it. In fact, I didn't do it. But fear not. No, no, no, there's going to be a podcast. It's there. Yes, there is.

Well, first of all, you read it.

So even if I did.

Yeah.

It's like a, you know, a commitment we made.

Yeah.

Well, I'm not shirking it.

That's why I broke in.

I did not read it.

However, however.

Big however.

That's a good one, though.

I did pay my niece, Caitlin, who was here, and Caitlin read it for me.

Gave her $150.

Well, let's not get into financials on this.

Out of our, like, shared fund for the, like...

No, out of, well, yours.

I took... I didn't have any in my account. So I just went into yours and got it. But it's going to be worth it because Caitlin, Caitlin, say hi. This is Connor Lestoka. And this is Caitlin, my niece. Hi, hi, Uncle Mike. Hi, Connor. It's Connor. I thought it was Coner. No. I just never, ever heard you say it before. Hi. Hi, Caitlin. She'd never heard anyone say the name Connor before? She's, well, she's... Well, you only have one end. I mean, the last name often confuses people. We're off to a bad start, Caitlin. Las Stoke. And, my dad's, well, my uncle's Polish, not this uncle, different uncle from the other side, but I know, but you'll just have an end, but anyway, okay, it's so random.

I'm sorry. But anyway, Caitlin read the book, and so I am going to duck out, and so have a good

podcast. Caitlin read the 50 pages and she is averse in everything

thorny and willowy so have at it and good luck. I will listen to the podcast. I'm not going to

listen to the podcast, but I'll see you next episode or you'll see Caitlin. So so long guys and have a

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