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Very Really Good

Episode 66: I'm Gonna Beat You Up

Very Really Good

Kurtis Conner

Comedy

4.98.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2019

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

It's episode 66! This week: we talk me almost getting the shit beaten out of me in high school, the Toronto Raptors parade, my new computer, and SO MUCH MORE! don't forget to rate & review the podcast! @kurtisconner --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/veryreallygood/support

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0:00.0

Alright, hey guys, what's up? Welcome back to the very, really good podcast. This is episode 66.

0:08.4

It's almost the devil number, dude. We're one more episode away from episode 6666, because that's how you count.

0:20.3

It's 666 and then 666, every number is 6, okay?

0:26.6

And that's just the way I was taught, and if you try to tell me otherwise, I'll fucking disagree with you a lot.

0:35.9

Okay, so every number is 6, and that's it. Alright? Alright guys, see ya, that was episode 66.

0:44.8

Fuck, man, it's early, dude. I've never done a podcast this early. I don't think it's 10 in the morning, bro.

0:53.7

I woke up like a two hours ago. I woke up two hours ago.

0:58.8

Fucking best way to wake up, ever, is your dog throwing up on the ground, dude.

1:06.6

That's the best way to wake up. And if you disagree with me, I'll yell at you a lot.

1:13.2

It's the best, dude. I love it. You know, you're sleeping and you're enjoying your sleep, you're having a cold dream, and then you hear...

1:24.4

And then you're like, oh, fuck, this weird. I'm like super tired. It's probably nothing. I'm gonna keep sleeping, and then you keep hearing...

1:35.1

And then you like shoot your eyes fucking shoot awake. They shoot open. You're like, oh, fuck my dogs with a throw up.

1:44.7

And then you put them on the ground because you don't want them to throw up on your bed. And then you finish as he...

1:50.7

And that's it. And then you don't fall asleep after that because you're like, fuck, well, now I'm awake because obviously I'm awake.

2:00.1

Because my talk just fucking threw up. It's a throw up is fucking stomach bile onto my A4.

2:07.0

I hope you guys aren't eating while listening to this episode because that'd be a bad idea.

2:17.9

Fuck, man. We have fun. We have fun, don't we?

2:24.8

Man, this week's been...

2:33.1

Okay, so I think in the last episode I talked about how much I hate the Apple Store.

2:42.0

Because I ordered... Because I drove all the way there just to order something online, which I could have done for my fucking house.

2:49.0

But they didn't tell me that. It's kind of my fault, but it's not entirely mine, so I'm gonna get mad at them.

2:56.4

But I got my fucking iMac, dude. I set it up. Got all my apps on there. My files from my Macbook.

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