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Madigan’s Pubcast

Episode 66: French Fry Vodka, A Cotton Candy Lobster, & Bitcoin’s Founder Revealed

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.92.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Cast-A-Line Kolsch from Cabin Boys Brewery in Tulsa. She then shows the Termites her vintage Add-A-Matic, which her mom used to use to keep track of the budget while they were grocery shopping as kids. Also included in this episode of the Pubcast... "Good Bad Food", an Update on Kathleen's Queen's Court and more, a Rare Cotton Candy Lobster is Caught, Arby's French Fry Vodka, Chick-Fil-a's Customer Dilemmas, a Rare Chopin Portrait is Discovered, a New Irish Banksy, Scottie Pippen vs. Michael Jordan, and What to Watch This Week!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You've grabbed

0:13.0

yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.

0:22.0

Termites! Fire! Episode 666. Yeah, how exciting is that? Show me! Exciting things. First of all,

0:36.0

this is my favorite long sleeve t-shirt because I feel like I'm on Star Trek. And I never

0:40.0

really watched the real Star Trek. I only watched the next generation, but they always

0:44.0

had this thing where they could talk into it and go paddles, report to the deck. And then

0:51.0

to the brewery. Because this is a brewery outside of Calgary and Canada in the town of

0:55.0

Vulcan. And the Vulcan brewery, but it's just a simple shirt. I like simplicity. Speaking

1:03.0

of which, look what has arrived. Oh, the podcast shirts! Look, and there's two paddles on the

1:11.0

front. Yeah, paddle. And then this is the back. I love black and pink. I love gray and pink

1:19.0

too, but more people voted for black. So I'll do a gray one at some point. But this is a

1:25.0

large and they're super soft. Yeah, Ron did choose the pink. But some comedians merch, I

1:34.0

won't use names, feels like cardboard. And I blame them for not giving a shit. And it's hard,

1:42.0

though, if you're ordering all this online, you don't know what's going to feel like. So you have to

1:45.0

have somebody that knows what is all going to feel like. And there you go. These will be available

1:50.0

in the next couple days. I don't know exactly when, but you know, just keep checking. Or I'll

1:54.0

put a thing on Twitter and Instagram when they're available. Okay, so that's that. And the

1:58.0

only reason I don't have this one on is because I haven't washed it and right out of the box

2:03.0

is I'm always allergic to t-shirts until I get to wash them one time in my non allergy stuff.

2:10.0

Okay, there we go. Oh my God. So many things. Termites. Look at this. See, paddles. This is what I was

2:19.0

talking about. Catherine, a termite, sent this. This is the thing I'm telling you, my

2:25.0

mom used to use in the grocery store. It says dollars, dime cents. So let's say she bought

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