Lady. Ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode 66 of the Reform Pubcast. I'm your arrested host less and I'm your

unreasonably sore host Tanner so my son has this habit. So we have like a money jar and he's a very competitive young man.

So whenever we go out into public he he asks us permission to go and look under any

like coin sorting machine that uh that he ever sees, and he's smart, so whenever he sees like anything where money could possibly be being sorted,

he asks us if he can go look underneath it to see if people drop some money and

and he'll get, you know, get his little grubby hands on it.

You got to teach him how to wrap his hand and tape and then stick it

in the Salvation Army jar. He's seen Home Alone too enough times to...

The sticky bandits? Yeah, I think he's catching on but they put those darn things there where you can't reach inside there anymore

He does it and it's amazing like every single time. He's like can I look into the machine and we're like all right. So he goes and he totally finds money every time.

So we're looking around we're walking around the shopping

We're walking around Publix.

And so he's looking under the coin machine, he found some money, and every like aisle we go down,

he'll ask if he can go to whatever place would make the most sense for people to have dropped money.

And there was a point in this shopping trip where my wife and I were kind of annoyed at each other because it was it

the shopping trip became much more of a trip than I expected it to be

but so my son asked if he could look under the bananas. So there was this, you know, the

banana set up in Publix. And he, so he, we said fine, so he crept down and he looked under the bananas and he got really

frustrated that there was no money under there. So my wife said did you expect any

money to be under the banana stand?

And it clicked in my mind.

I said, there's always money in the banana stand.

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