Episode 66: Do not exit your vehicle

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2018

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

School stories aplenty this time around as the great and good of The Luke and Pete Show community deliver us some of their most cringeworthy tales, we try to separate art from the artist, and there's an opportunity to imagine a young Pete gaily skipping through a horse's field on the way to school every morning.

And if that wasn't enough, we talk gorillas, farting (again), and possibly the worst parenting story of the year, involving a car, a toddler and a coalition of cheetahs. Seriously, we're ticking every box.

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0:00.0	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.
0:11.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:15.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. And the Hot in the city tonight. It's hot in the city guys and it's hot in the city
0:39.2	tonight. It's hot in the city guys and it's about to get hotter because looking Pete are here to give you the looking peat sure
0:45.0	Oh yeah hot down summer in the city back at my neck feeling dirty gritty
0:49.5	There's lots of hot songs about the city and the summertime.
0:54.3	Have a drink, have a drive.
0:57.9	Which by Rob Thomas and Santana.
1:00.6	Wait, man, it's a hot one. Give me a hot. Santana. I'm fine that song done. It's the return of Luke and Peter
1:14.7	episode 66 by my reckoning. I got it right?
1:18.0	That was off my I was on my dorm piece as you might say Luke.
1:20.8	Straight off the damn dome piece. straight off the damn dome piece and yeah we're
1:25.4	back with more fun and games reading out your emails and all kinds of lovely
1:29.4	stuff it is a mmm Thursday you can't even remember it is a
1:36.4	it must be it must be it must be the freaking weekend guys it's the freaking
1:40.2	weekend baby I'm about to oh you can't he said our Kelly you can't sing him anymore yeah
1:44.1	you cannot sing him anymore it's Spotify have stopped algorithmally putting his songs in
1:49.2	which is long over the year in it the problem with problem with music is there's a lot of people
1:53.4	are quite problematic. It's all art from James Brown to Dr Dre to everyone really.
1:59.6	Well they say can you separate the art from the artist Pete? Botchelli was a murderer was he who did he murder don't know no one famous
2:06.8	I think it's Botache I had a quite lively I've got a fire hundred years I heard he uh chist um, not Geronimo my head.
2:15.8	Who did you talk last week?
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