Episode 66: Dating 2: Jason Burke

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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We talked about dating before. We took it from the female perspective with Maria Heineigg but now we flipped it to show how filthy pigmen date. Jason Burke takes us through "The Game" to "The Shame". Let's get drunk and screw y'all!

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0:00.0	The Brighter Side is brought to you by Audible.com. Go, dating, like the number.
0:38.2	Because you're very attractive, right? Thank you. I mean, I think we just. He's tall. He's tall and sexy. This is going to be a fist fight, huh? A verbal. I love you. Slapbox. It's all about looking good. I mean, Jason Burke is an attractive. It's all out of love. You know I love you. I know. I love you guys.
0:34.3	I was really looking forward to this all day.
0:36.3	You got a gold chain around your neck like your attractive. It's all out of love. You know I love you. I know. I love you.
0:54.4	I love you guys. I was really looking forward to this all day.
0:56.0	You got a gold chain around your neck like you're a fish that just got caught. I used to help the same exact gold chain. Then I lived in Florida and I sold it to a fish. I got this in 98. 98? Yeah. That is exactly. Matching bracelet. I didn't wear it from 98 till, I don't know, 2012.
0:54.2	I almost put a gold chain on a is exactly matching bracelet I don't wear it I didn't wear it I didn't wear it from 98 till I don't know
1:11.5	2012
1:12.2	I almost I almost put a gold chain on a couple weeks ago and then I realized I couldn't do it anymore one you already had in your possession or you were like it was like one and my mom's like oh your old jewelry bucks you know and then I was like oh Is your mom a British paupor?
1:08.7	No, no, no.
1:09.3	I always like to give her a weird voice.
1:11.2	It's actually like Eddie.
1:12.3	Eddie plays. Stop it. Because she'll wait. You know, that's more of my mom. Nice. This is the brighter side. Bupu-Buppu-Bu-Bu-Bu-Briarside. The cynics view of optimism. That's us here at the Bupu-Bu-B-B-B-B-B-Rider side. And so we're going to do today, I guess, dating two with a bunch of other stipulations on it. We don't know what it's going to be called yet. But we just know we wanted to have our good friend Jason Birkin for a while. Thanks for joining us, buddy. He's a wild card.
2:01.7	You know, you're a wild card.
2:02.5	You can talk about anything.
2:03.3	I know.
1:58.0	So can you guys. That's why this is going to be fun. Yeah, I really wanted to talk about being attractive. How's your basketball? You're pretty tall. I'm a great basketball player. Yeah? No, you aren't. Yeah, I play in college. Attractiveness comes from... For four months.
1:59.1	For four months.
2:00.3	For four months?
2:01.1	Four months?
2:01.2	What's college?
2:01.8	I had a rough falling out.
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