The £5 pound meal deal from McDonald's.

Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken, medium fries, four McNuggets and a medium soft drink for guess what?

That's right, five pounds!

It's not called the five pound meal deal for nothing.

From 11 AM, not available on delivery. Carbinated soft drink upgrade fees apply.

Participating restaurants, subjects availability.

Here we are. A couple of pints. Great. Neco oil, yeah? As requested.

So, what did you get up to this weekend?

Well, funny story, actually. I befriended this panda, discovered he had a beautiful singing voice, taught him out to harmonise.

We got a record deal, went on tour, went platinum in Basingstoke, then broke up due to creative differences.

Right.

So that's why there's a panda giving you the finger from across the street then.

That's right, brother.

Stick your neck out.

Beavertown.

Never normal.

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Enjoy Beavertown beer responsibly.

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